isetfiretothemaine:

There’s this guy who goes to my school and I have no idea who he really is but he comes in dressed up as Jack Sparrow like 3 or 4 days a week and today I was in the computer lab and he sits next to me and opens google and writes ‘where is the Black Pearl’ and clicks enter and then he just gets up and runs out.

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thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

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  • TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
  • TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
  • SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him

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omfg

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happydoge:

superangst:

dwaynetherockjohnson:

dwaynetherockjohnson:

reblog with how many times you can type the word “pee” while holding your breath

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